Inmate #0949  /  Cell Block D

They turned me into a dishwasher.

Big mistake.
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Top Rack, half man half dishwasher, door closed Top Rack with his dishwasher door open
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Top Rack with his dishwasher door open, dirty plates inside

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Half man.
Half dishwasher.

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The plates will be cleaned.09:49 AM
CLUNK!
TOP RACK  $TOPGE
Booking No. 0949● 09:49 AM

The yard is
watching.

Word travels fast on the block. One man walked in. One appliance walked out. Nobody has seen a dirty plate since.

Security camera still of Top Rack facing off with an inmate in the prison yard
REC  CAM 04  /  YARD
09:49:00 AM
Subject: TOP RACK
Status: Heavy cycle
"He's so disciplined."
Inmate with a blond horseshoe moustache and sunglasses
Big StacheRack neighbour
"Never pre rinses."
Heavily tattooed inmate with a bandana and sunglasses
InkCutlery basket
"4 A.M. Heavy cycle."
Inmate with a dark moustache, bandana and sunglasses
El PlatoTop rack only

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